1. I’ll go to bed after one more episode.
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2. I only watched 4 or 5 episodes before passing out.
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3. I watched all of Clannad and didn’t shed a tear.
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4. Don’t worry mom, that figure only cost, like,
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5. No, her clothes don’t come off…you don’t have to check!
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6. That package is full of school books.
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7. I only spent 0 at the convention.
8. There is no hentai on my computer.
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9. Seriously guys, I’ve never played an eroge.
10. I, uh, watched it for the plot!
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11. I’m above watching ecchi shows, I’m an adult.
12. Of course I’m busy studying and not spending my time watching anime.
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13. That copy of So I Can’t Play H? is not mine, but a friends. I don’t know why he left it here! No, I didn’t watch it!
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14. I only watch anime with deep stories, rich symbolism, and character development.
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15. My sister put that song on my iPod!
16. I can’t hang out this weekend, I’m busy.
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17. I spend my money wisely and not just on anime and figures.
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18. I would never troll someone’s taste in anime.
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19. I never said your waifu was shit.
20. I would never watch a magical girl anime, those are for kids
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21. I will never get involved with shipping.
22. I know exactly what happened in Neon Genesis Evangelion. No, I did not read about it online…pleb.