Just when you thought that fashion could not get more ridiculous, it goes ahead and proves you wrong.

Introducing the “dickini,” a plastic glitter penis bikini for you to stand out at the beach. The designers behind the “dickinis” are two Berlin cool kids, Nan and Emilia. Their brand Namilia has a penchant for turning the faces of your favorite celebrities into fashion.

The “dickini” is made of sparkly plastic, and is available in size small-medium, or medium-large. If you are into tassels, there is a beaded burlesque “dickini” perfect for you and a charming leather bondage “dickini” to spice up your sex life.